Some men come with stress. You come with standards. This tee is for the woman who means it when she says “I’m not arguing—ask your father.” Soft, bold, and disrespectfully funny, it lets the whole timeline know you don’t recycle exes…you upgrade the family tree.

Throw it on with biker shorts and hoops for petty brunch energy, or jeans and heels for that “your dad said hey” glow. The fit is relaxed, the fabric is smooth, and the message? Loud enough to make him rethink his life choices. Add to cart and step into your villain era—classy, cozy, and a little bit chaotic.

 Features

• Soft-but-Savage Fabric: Cozy, breathable cotton blend—premium feel 

• Relaxed Everyday Fit: Unisex cut that drapes just right—cute with sneakers or stilettos.

• Statement Vibes: Conversation starter at brunch, kickbacks, girls’ trips, and petty holidays.

• Wash & Go: Color stays bold, shape stays snatched—made for real-life rotation.

• All-Season Flex: Light enough for summer shade, perfect for layering in cuffing season.

• Confidence Included: Wear it and watch the room get quiet… then laugh.