If He Breathing He Lying T-Shirt

The If He Breathing He Lying T-Shirt is a funny dating shirt for women who are tired of the excuses, the fake stories, the red flags, and the men who swear they are different right before proving they are exactly the same. This bold graphic tee brings savage relationship humor with a petty, unbothered message that gets read twice.

This shirt is made for the woman who stopped asking questions because the lie was already warming up. It is perfect for brunch, girls’ night, errands, casual dates you already regret, content photos, breakup recovery outfits, or any day when your shirt needs to say what your mouth is too tired to repeat.

Wear it with jeans, leggings, biker shorts, sneakers, heels, or a jacket. Keep it casual, size up for an oversized look, or style it like the petty statement piece it is.

Why You’ll Love It

• Funny dating t-shirt for women
• Bold graphic tee with savage red flag humor
• Perfect for breakup outfits, girls’ night, brunch, and casual wear
• Great gift for a friend who is tired of dating nonsense
• Easy to style with jeans, leggings, shorts, jackets, or sweats
• Designed by Dating Is Trash for women who are done explaining

Fit and Style

This is a classic crewneck graphic t-shirt with a relaxed unisex fit. Order your usual size for a casual fit or size up for an oversized streetwear look.

Perfect For

Brunch, errands, girls’ night, breakup recovery, content photos, casual outfits, petty mood days, and women who believe the red flag came with a pulse.

FAQ

Is this shirt true to size?
Yes. Order your regular size for a relaxed everyday fit. Size up if you want an oversized look.

Who is this shirt for?
This shirt is for women who love funny dating humor, petty graphic tees, and bold statement shirts.

Can I wear this as an oversized tee?
Yes. Size up one or two sizes for an oversized fit with biker shorts, leggings, or jeans.

Shipping Note

Please allow 5–8 business days for processing and shipping.

Return Note

Returns are accepted within 14 days for store credit only. If there is a defect, we will replace the item. If the return is due to sizing or customer error, the customer is responsible for return shipping.