Men are for entertainment purposes only. Please do not take them internally, emotionally, financially, or too seriously.
This graphic tee is for the woman who has officially lowered the stakes. He can be funny. He can be cute. He can be a decent brunch story. But life partner? Let’s not get dramatic.
Made with a soft cotton or cotton-blend feel and a relaxed unisex fit, this shirt is perfect for brunch, errands, girls’ night, wine bar therapy, or being outside looking unavailable and entertained.
This ain’t a shirt. It’s a boundary with sleeves.
Features:
Soft cotton or cotton-blend fabric
Unisex crewneck fit
Comfortable everyday wear
Petty, funny, and extremely readable
Perfect for brunch, girls’ night, casual dates, and emotional damage recovery
Designed by Dating Is Trash
For a relaxed fit, order your normal size. For an oversized look, size up.
Ships in 5–8 business days.
Returns accepted within 14 days for store credit. Defective items will be replaced.
